A down and out stunt man and his gay, high-strung movie producer cousin, on the run from a loan shark, hit the jackpot by producing the first martial-arts musical.
as Dino
as Sarah
as Madam Castille
as Shawn
as Aldo
as Timmy (Martial Artist)
as Connor
as Rabbi Simmons
as Jay Thurber
as Chuck
as Maestro
as Hyman
as Tiny
as Igor
as Jack
as Falconi's Girlfriend
as Aurora
as Falconi
as Mrs. Benito
as Carlen (Theatre Audience Member)
as Sabrina Saleski
as Mike (Stuntman)
as Dolores aka Bedlam
as Malcolm - Guy in Horse
as Jackie (Stuntwoman)
as David
as Maddie (Dancer)
as Antonia
as Bethany (Dancer)
as Air Guitar Sound Guy / Kung Fu Drag Queen
as Terra - Gym Mom