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No Sex Please - We're British

5.0 88 mins Comedy   1973
BHP  
Director(s): Cliff Owen

Release Date: 25 Wed, Jul 1973

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Casts of No Sex Please - We're British

Ronnie Corbett

as Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid

as Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe

as Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy

as David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

as Penny Hunter

Michael Bates

as Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall

as Daphne Martin

David Swift

as Inspector Paul

Deryck Guyler

as Park Keeper

Valerie Leon

as Susan

Margaret Nolan

as Barbara

Gerald Sim

as Reverend John Mower

Michael Robbins

as Car Driver

Frank Thornton

as Glass Shop Manager

Michael Ripper

as Traffic Warden

Lloyd Lamble

as American Man

Mavis Villiers

as American Lady

Sydney Bromley

as Rag & Bone Man

John Bindon

as Pete Hunter

Stephen Greif

as Niko

Brian Wilde

as Policeman

Eric Longworth

as Man with Lighter

Edward Sinclair

as Postman

Fred Griffiths

as Delivery Man

Lucy Griffiths

as Spinster Lady

John Scott Martin

as White Line Workman

Robin Askwith

as Baker's Delivery Man

Bart Allison

as Council Workman

Joe Reah

as Drum Major

Jack Arrow

as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pauline Chamberlain

as Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Victor Harrington

as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Walter Henry

as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Fred Machon

as Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pam Rose

as Bank Teller (uncredited)

Guy Standeven

as Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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