Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
as Crawford Mackenzie
as Stig
as Monique
as Eamonn
as Betty Fuego
as David Hasselhoff
as Drew Carey
as Cathy Lee Crosby
as Bruce Jenner
as Candy
as Dianne Abbott
as Gretle Dickens
as Hotel Clerk
as BBC Interviewer
as Young Valhenna Woman
as Sen. Warren Crockett
as Johnny Darjerling
as Tony Bolero (uncredited)
