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Santa with Muscles

3.6 98 mins Action   Family   Comedy   1996
Cabin Fever Entertainment   Cineplex Odeon Films   Hit Entertainment  
Director(s): John Murlowski

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Casts of Santa with Muscles

Hulk Hogan

as Blake

Ed Begley Jr.

as Ebner Frost

Don Stark

as Lenny

Robin Curtis

as Leslie

Clint Howard

as Hinkley

Mila Kunis

as Sarah

Adam Wylie

as Taylor

Aria Noelle Curzon

as Elizabeth

William Newman

as Chas

Jennifer Paz

as Helen Chu

Steve Valentine

as Dr. Blight

Kevin West

as Dr. Flint

Diane Robin

as Dr. Watt

Kai Ephron

as Dr. Vial

Garrett Morris

as Clayton

Robert Apisa

as Franco

Pierre Dulat

as Pierre

Eddy Donno

as Mr. Rapini

Andre Jamal Kinney

as Steven

Bentley Shuster

as Girl

Troy Robinson

as Baldie

Pete Apisa

as Nose Ring

Brenda Song

as Susan

Malone Brinton

as Brat Kid

Bridget Michele

as Mall Manager

Ed Leslie

as Sumo Lab Assistant

Blake Shuster

as Boy in Corridor

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