A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.
as Chief Ironbottom
as Pony Lambretta
as Studsky
as Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
as Lt. Nojack
as Sheriff Tim MacSkye
as Sgt. Salty Sanderson
as Parks the Pusher
as Lt. Palumbo
as Det. Starkos
as Mr. Burnice
as Raquel
as Virginia Trickwood
as Mrs. Palumbo
as Narrator (voice)
as Willie the Wino
as The Man in White
as Thug
as Sophia
as Marilyn
as Chickie Baby (voice)
as Kindly Doctor
as Truck Driver
as Rookie Cop
as Fitzhugh
as Great Lady
as Dandified Gentleman
as Candy Store Proprietor
as Girl #1
as Girl #2
as Hooker #1
as Hooker #2
as Stunner