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The Size of Watermelons

3.0 88 mins Comedy   1997
Director(s): Kari Skogland

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

Casts of The Size of Watermelons

Paul Rudd

as Alex

Donal Logue

as Gnome

Donovan Leitch

as Patrick

Marissa Ribisi

as Lizzie

Ione Skye

as Maggie

John Enos III

as Leonard

Adam West

as Self

Tracey Walter

as The Vagrant

David Lee Russek

as Eddie

Zack Ward

as Skinhead

Ed Anders

as Bouncer

Richard Gilbert-Hill

as Drama Teacher

Matt Koruba

as Young Alex

Leila Johnson

as Kim

Françoise Robertson

as Cafe Waitress

Allan Kolman

as Vladimir

Christopher Reed

as Dealer

Jamie James

as Jock

Stephen Webb

as James

Jason NeSmith

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Michael Anthony Williams

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Nigel Mogg

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jesse Dorsey

as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jeff Cairns

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Curtis Lindersmith

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Joe Majestik

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Jason Mason

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Grant Vanderslice

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Brandon Wells

as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

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